Thursday, February 23, 2006

All new download feature.

A lot of people say to me, "Why can't we download an extract from Taking Comfort from your plog? After all, the whole point of the plog is to sell copies of the book. If we could read an extract that might persuade us to buy the whole thing."

And to all those people I'm pleased to say, "Well, now you can. Please note the new 'Download an Extract' heading below the amazon box on the right."

A lot of other people say to me, "Why do you begin so many of your plog entries with 'A lot of people say to me...'? A lot of people don't say these things to you, do they? You just make them up and pretend that there are a lot of people saying these things to you. Don't you? Don't you? Admit it, you phoney. The truth is, hardly anybody reads your pathetic plog thing so it's preposterous to imagine these people constantly asking you things. Your sort make me sick."

Seems like I've been rumbled. I promise never to do it again. Unless, of course, a lot of people ask me to.


Richard said...

I feel a little queasy right now.

roger said...

Sorry, Richard.