Google guilt.

So many people are coming here looking for information on wooden cooking utensils that I am beginning to feel a little guilty.

Second most popular extraneous reason for visiting Roger's Plog is to find out about the uber-agent Jonny Geller. I really can't tell you anything useful about JG as I have had no dealings with him whatsoever. Never even met the man. Not even on the day when I thought I would.

However, perhaps the most bizarre google enquiry that has led someone to Roger's Plog is "How do I shave my neck with a beard?"

Hmm. I don't really know how to answer that, other than to confess that I'm slightly confused by the wording of the question. I would imagine it's pretty much impossible to shave anything with a beard. Hope that helps.

One day, maybe, someone will come here because they're interested in my book, Taking Comfort.